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Meet The Average Small Investor

Let's be frank. The average small investor doesn't have a clue how to make money in the stock market. Take the case of a typical investor named Phil.

Phil is a 40-year-old network administrator who earns about $90,000 a year before taxes. His wife, Phyllis, earns $40,000 a year as a nurse. Together, they take home $91,000 after taxes. They have 3 children, 2 cars, two 401(k) plans, an 1,800 square foot home with $120,000 left on their mortgage, $30,000 in combined credit card debt, another $50,000 left on 25-year-old student loans, and a Fidelity investment account with $15,000 they managed to scrape together.

This $15,000 investment 'stake' was going to be Phil's 'road out of the corporate jungle' —his retirement 'nest egg' —and Phil wanted to make sure that he understood the stock market completely before putting a penny of that money at risk.

Of course, it never occurred to Phil that both his and his wife's 401(k) plans were being administered by an accountant down the hall at work — a gal in her mid-30's with no previous investing experience (other than a Masters Degree in Economics) who hangs on to her financial planner's every word for her personal investment decisions, and then mirrors those decisions at work when administering the company retirement portfolio.

Starting in 1998, Phil got the idea that he could 'get ahead' faster in life by 'playing the market.' As a bright 'computer guy' with college degrees to prove it, Phil figured he had the 'wetware' (that's computer talk for brains) to make money in the stock market.

He considered options, commodities and bonds but worried that they were all too complex for a rookie, so he decided to begin with stocks which he saw as easier to get 'under his belt.'

So Phil began by reading every investment book he could get his hands on. He would spend all day Sundays at the local Barnes & Noble store, sipping coffee and reading the most popular current releases on the Investment and Finance shelves.

He used his spreadsheet software to create a $15,000 virtual portfolio and began paper trading it, meaning that he would track his ideas on paper, before putting any real money at risk.

Phil began faithfully watching one of the more popular financial shows on television, hosted by a fellow named 'Lou.' He tracked every stock mentioned by every guru interviewed on Lou's show.

When he failed to make any real money over the next six months by following the guru’s recommendations, Phil switched to another 'talking head' by the name of 'Louis.' When this expert's annualized returns over the following six months just barely kept pace with inflation, Phil turned off the TV financial shows and decided to return to the 'true and tested' methods that had worked for his Dad, which was to read the major daily financial newspapers.

He began by scouring The Wall Street Journal each day for stock tips from prominent columnists. When he failed to make enough money (or actually lost money) with the Journal, he switched his subscription to Investors Business Daily.

When that didn't work out too well, he began devouring monthly issues of Money, Forbes and Inc. 500 'magazines. When a hot stock appeared as a featured company on the cover, Phil would buy it, only to often watch it decline in the weeks and months to follow. He realized that he was continuously 'getting in too late.'

To counteract this 'timing problem,' Phil signed up with a stock broker recommended by his brother-in-law. He figured that a good broker who was 'in the trenches' would be 'in the know' and thereby able to provide him with a steady stream of 'hot stocks.'

When his paper portfolio lost even more money, Phil switched to a new broker. And then a third. Then when he read an Internet web site that reminded readers that most (but not all) stock brokers are just glorified salespeople who are instructed by their supervisors to push certain favored stocks and that if they were truly financially independent, they wouldn't be working from a cubicle all day, punching a clock for a large financial firm and 'pulling down' at most $100,000 a year. Phil fired his third broker in frustration.

Phil then decided to hire a local financial planner whom we'll call 'Bob'. Bob is a member of Rotary. He attends church each Sunday, helps to organize the local Boy Scouts paper drives, coaches Little League, and is an upstanding citizen. Some call him ‘a pillar of the community’.

Bob holds free evening seminars once a month where he explains to locals how to make money in the markets. Many of these attendees are senior citizens who can't afford a penny's worth of risk.

According to local reputation, Bob had been 'hot' in recent years. Of course, anyone who could throw a dart at the stock pages of the New York Times could have made money during the raging bull market of the 90's, but most locals weren't astute or experienced enough to realize this.

In early 1999, Bob got many of his clients (including dozens of seniors living on fixed incomes) into the Nasdaq, just before the Nasdaq tumbled by 75% in early 2000 (the so-called 'Tech Wreck') when the 'dot.com' bubble burst.

Some of Bob's senior clients, believing that they had actually retired only to witness the wholesale decimation of three-quarter's of their retirement nest egg, returned to the work force, some passing out carriages at Wal-Mart while others passing out burgers at local fast food drive-thru's.

Was Bob censured by the agencies, organizations and bureaus that license him to provide expert financial advice? (give financial advice without a license and you can go to jail) Nope, not a one. Did Bob's reputation get dented in any way? Not in the least. Sure, some of the locals grumbled and sought greener pastures elsewhere, but most stayed with Bob. Why?

Because they believed that Bob did 'the best he could under the circumstances.' After all, 'no one can predict the market,' and 'Bob is a good man.' Bob is still holding free seminars where he tells attendees, 'Hang in there. We'll do better next year.'

Frustrated once again and now 48 years old and not feeling any younger, Phil began subscribing to a half dozen of the top-rated financial newsletters published by prominent investing gurus. He got their names from the Hulbert Financial Digest which tracks the performance of investment newsletters.

When the 'picks' and 'recommendations' from these newsletter gurus caused Phil's paper portfolio to bounce up and down like a bungee cord over the following six months, he turned to 'hot stock tips' from co-workers at the water cooler. Some of this 'picks' made money, and some were ‘real stinkers’.

After two years into Phil's new investment career it slowly began to appear to Phil as if the 'random walk theory' of stock market investing was actually correct; that there was no way to predict where the market, or even any single stock, was going to go next.

Maybe the best thing for Phil and Phyllis was to find the best conservative mutual funds they could, forget altogether about stock investing and get back to planning their next vacations.

Then, one day, a really sensational junk mail marketing piece arrived in Phil's mailbox. This was a truly lavish piece, printed in three-color raised print, and containing a gold foil-lined RSVP card for a 'FREE!', one-day 'Wall Street Workshop' to be held a week later at a local hotel.

Phil knew this hotel was a posh property and figured that the 'Wall Street Workshop' people must be a really 'top outfit' if they could afford the conference room rates (to Phil's consternation, his daughter Britney was considering this pricey property for her upcoming wedding reception).

So Phil signed up immediately for the free, one-day workshop. He even called the toll-free number to guarantee himself admission. The day of the event, Phil got there extra early to assure himself a good spot, right up front. As he sat there all day, on the edge of his seat, he learned about things like 'rolling stocks,' 'covered calls' and 'stock splits.'

These were ideas that Phil had read about in the many investment books he had perused, but here they were, being put to practical application in the stock market, based on real companies. The presenter even listed these companies right on the white board, and showed how beautifully each had performed over the previous year.

A week or so later the dinnertime phone calls began to arrive from the free seminar company who now described themselves as Phil's new 'investment partners.' They were calling to invite him to dig into his investment capital and fork over ‘just $3,995’ (a $1,000 discount from the regular $4,995 price because he Phil already attended the one-day, free workshop) for a three-day 'Super Seminar' where attendees like Phil would be able to 'trade live along with our staff.'

They were told to 'open a live brokerage account before you come ... and be sure to bring your cell phone so you can call your broker right from the seminar room and place your trades, live in the market, along with your presenter.'

The seminar was to run all day Monday, Tuesday and Wednesday, three days that Phil's company agreed to deduct from his scheduled vacation time. Phil couldn't sleep the night before the event.

As the seminar unfolded, he sat and watched in fascination as a seminar presenter dove in and out of the market over and over again, in real-time, winning an average of 3 out of 4 trades, each lasting anywhere from a few minutes to a few hours, and 'bagging' short-term gains in the range of 5%-15% on each trade.

Phil's eyes practically came out of his head. In short, he went ballistic, in part because he had sworn to Phyillis that he wouldn't trade real money at the event and couldn't believe how many 'hot deals' he had left 'on the table.'

During the weeks following the Super Seminar, all Phil could think about was quitting his job and 'day trading' the market for a living. Because he couldn't afford to quit with a mortgage, two car payments, credit card bills, student loans and a daughter about to get married, Phil began staying up until midnight — sometimes until 2:00 in the morning — playing with the $1,995 trading software Phil had bought at the Super Seminar, discounted $1,000 'that day only' for Super Seminar attendees.

Somehow Phil couldn’t get things to turn out quite the way the seminar presenter had done. Some trades worked and some didn't. A stock that had been rolling in a channel for over a year began trading outside of that channel and Phil's paper portfolio lost some more money.

Some of the covered calls worked well on paper, but Phil didn't have enough investment capital both to buy 100 shares or more of several different stocks, and to 'write covered calls' against them at the same time.

As for stock splits, Phil was taught five different ways to 'play' them, but as it turned out, he wasn't able to time them very well and neither lost nor made money on them over a six-month period in his 'portfolio.' Basically, his investment account balance went 'sideways' as Phil would later confess to his wife.

As the weeks followed, Phil watched his paper portfolio get chopped to pieces even further as commissions ate up most of his profits. He'd get three wins in a row only to give his profits back in a string of four subsequent losses.

Meanwhile, he was getting increasingly tired and irritable, spending less and less time with his family, and seeing the quality of the work he performed at his 'day job' begin to suffer.

All in all, after three years of diligent effort, Phil had managed to 'blow big holes' through three separate $15,000 'paper trading' accounts. Since Phil and Phyllis had only $10,000 left in their Fidelity account after spending over $5,000 on seminars (including airfare and hotels), software (including hardware upgrades), newsletter subscriptions (sorry, no refunds), financial planner management fees and commissions (also non refundable), they didn't feel very confident about their prospects for long-term wealth building in the stock market, especially considering that it was now 2001 and the entire market was taking a long nose dive.

Little did Phil know that this downward trending market was a gift from the markets to those who knew how to safely sell short, because you can almost always make money a lot faster when things go down than when they go up.

Unfortunately, both Phil's first and second brokers, as well as both of his financial planners had warned him that 'only gamblers sell short,' so Phil was mentally conditioned to only ever buy stocks and hope (pray) for them to go up.

Is Phil's story typical? It would appear so. In fact, there are thousands of 'Phils' out there who have followed comparable investment 'career paths.' Each does his or her best to muddle through.

If they are lucky enough and happen to be investing in a long-term bull market such as occurred during the latter part of the 20th Century, one in which every investor was automatically an overnight genius, they will probably be OK. They may see gains of up to 12% per year, with real inflation carving 8% or so out of the middle. But basically, they will spend most of their time bobbing in the stock stream, drifting along with the Wall Street tide, and hoping that there are no financial tsunamis just over the horizon.

Ask them if it’s reasonable to expect 3% per month from the markets and they will look at you as if you have two heads. ‘No way’, they will say. ‘And even if you could get returns like that, you’d have to keep climbing way out on risky limbs, and that’s not for me.’

Yet there definitely are safe, tested and easily understood methods of obtaining consistent annual returns that leave inflation in your rear view mirror, with risk well controlled, and perform well, regardless of whether the market is going up, down, sideways or doing loop-the-loops.